Gumball Poodle
Love who you wanna love and be PROUD of it! Perfect half-gym socks to march, dance, or furiously take off in the throes of passion. 🥵🇺🇸 All Our Socks are Proudly Made in the USA 🇺🇸
You are an immaculate, shining example of brilliance and flawlessness that would make even Beyoncé cower. There's not a thing we'd do to improve upon you... well, maybe. Might we suggest some ultra comfy socks for your ultra perfect feet?
Celebrate your tumescence with these bright and unabashed babies! When your friends' gaze starts wandering down from your eye line, you'll wanna be wearing these to send a crystal clear message. Rock out with these socks out😈 🇺🇸 All Our...
We already know you're a little 'light in the loafers', but in case it wasn't obvious enough, let's make sure the people in back know you're a friend of Dorothy 🌈 Sissy that walk in these comfy sleek half-gym socks....
We all know it's actually really easy to be a bitch... but we can't let THEM know our bitchy little secret... that's why we've created these brilliant cloaking devices 🤫 🤫 🤫 Comfy, high-quality bitch socks, with a cushioned foot...
“Weird” is what boring people call things that scare and perplex them. Let these socks embrace your feet like you embrace your weirdness 🤗 🧦
Sexy, comfy socks to keep your feet fresh, clean, and presentable so your mind can stay rotten, filthy, and vile 😈
You're different, aren't you? Spend your whole day on one foot while all your friends bob around looking for trash to eat? Have long legs with backwards knees while all your friends have orange forks for feet? We made this...
So many things in life are better slept through - graduation ceremonies, the church part of weddings, most of school... Throw these babies on and you'll be sure be awake for the fun parts of life! Cozy up and kick...
Do people ever tell you you've got an attitude problem? Take it as a compliment! Tell those naysayers to talk to the foot (the cotton cushioned sole will soften the blow).
The world needs more people like you. Thanks for everything. These socks are for you, sweet prince.
Wear these comfy socks wherever you want! Wear them at church or school or Tallahassee or family dinner or Mar-a-Lago or the DMV or Daytona Beach or wherever you feel like! Say it loud and proud 🌈